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Woman_from_Russia
Hello, my name is Rose.

I’m from Russia and I want to meet serious attentive man. Recently, I’ve tried the marriage agency’s services www.MyLady.info , there I’ve placed my info into a VIP catalog (my ID number is 1321)

I’ll be very happy to receive your letter. May be it’s the mail I’m waiting
for so long! It’s the first time I use such services. Hope it’ll be the nice beginning.


Yours sincerely,

Rose.
Matt
Hello Rose
Be this forum in karate you perhaps be getting more luck on site the other.

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trickster
grins, could go somewhere humourously sick with this , but passes...laffin.
deano
POST US A PICTURE!!!!! tongue.gif
Thatmanwaters
lol go on how many of you have checked this out?
Warren
For you Deano

Rose
Matt
lol - the posters IP points to Corbina Telecom in Russia according to nic.com, so its either a nicely done prank or there ya go boys - welcome to gkr.net.au's new online matchmaking service. biggrin.gif
Warren
QUOTE (Matt @ Jul 28 2004, 11:15 AM)
welcome to gkr.net.au's new online matchmaking service.  biggrin.gif


Matt the services on this site just get btter & better lol.gif

But does Rose do Karate ohmy.gif

Warren
Willsc
Hi Rose,
if you can wash and iron Gi's, drive, do massage to ease my sore limbs, cook, clean a house, do gardening and some other odd jobs without moaning and insesant talking, apply now. BTW, are you wealthy, it would be taken into consideration. Hope to hear from you soon
Sionnagh
And if Mrs Willsc reads the forum, that was Will's final post laugh.gif

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Mick
trickster
laffin....mrs willsc might enjoy a rest...it would be more than likely that willsc was thinking of his missus n not himself.....winx
DragonT
Just checked out her photo. it's Rose Porteous !! (nee Hancock) isnt it??
Warren
I dont know that Rose Hancock ever looked that good. lol.gif

Warren
caleb
you gotta admit...
...she is kinda hot.

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Matt
*BUMP*
Just wonderin' if anyone took her up on the offer wink.gif

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russkris
And why the heck would you *bump* this thread Matt...

/rusty "wonders about Wylie"
deano
Maybe he fancied her wink.gif

(wondering about Wylie??)
Tom
Hey! hands off! I`ve always had a thing for foreign chicks, Mail-order thai-bride, here I come!! smile.gif
Jules
QUOTE (deano @ Jun 7 2005, 10:27 AM)
(wondering about Wylie??)
*


Most of us do scratchy.gif tongue.gif xpoke.gif flirt.gif
Nooms
Well, he is always russian to one place or another...


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Matt
chuck-ball.gif yankchain.gif wontshare.gif
HappyJackSlade
LMAO @ the Wambat.lol
Mel
QUOTE (WombatOneSix @ Jun 8 2005, 05:50 AM) *
Hey! hands off! I`ve always had a thing for foreign chicks, Mail-order thai-bride, here I come!! smile.gif


Flicking through old posts and found this one....

Seriously worried about the Tombat now. knock.gif

On a more serious note, see quite a lot of this in family law, and I have no sympathy, think that you reap what you sow. Had to laugh at one guy, bought a Russian bride over here, and he STILL had to do his own washing and ironing and cook his own meals, yes because thats what all women decide to settle down for, a life of domestic bliss of dirty washing and being a personal chef..... poor darling rolleyes.gif
Matt
Holy Thread Resurrection Batman!

And the good news is according to the site ROSE IS STILL AVAILABLE!!!! lol.gif
Nooms
Apologies to Matt - I was so sure it had been you doing the re-resurrecting and all... japanese.gif
Mel - it's taken you this long to be seriously worried?! ohmy.gif
Mel
QUOTE (Mel78 @ Mar 24 2006, 08:21 AM) *
QUOTE (WombatOneSix @ Jun 8 2005, 05:50 AM) *

Hey! hands off! I`ve always had a thing for foreign chicks, Mail-order thai-bride, here I come!! smile.gif


Seriously worried about the Tombat now. knock.gif




Still no comment from the Tombat.... laugh.gif

he must still be recovering from the so-called "brain damage" he says he suffered during paintballing at the weekend. tongue.gif
Jules
But..how are we supposed to tell the difference? blink.gif wacko.gif unsure.gif whistle.gif cheekywink.gif
Mel
Thats true... you tend to get used to the incoherent ramblings after a while laugh.gif duck.gif
Tom
!yas I gnihtyreve htiw esicerp dna raelc syawla m`I ...... em esucxE
HappyJackSlade
QUOTE (WombatOneSix @ Mar 27 2006, 04:01 PM) *
!yas I gnihtyreve htiw esicerp dna raelc syawla m`I ...... em esucxE



LO @ Wombat
Matt
okay - always looking for an excuse to drag this one back up...
just couldn't resist when I saw this new member wink.gif

Hope to hear from ya soon lol.gif
(well I know Will does wink.gif tongue.gif )
Willsc
True, i have a thing for Russians. especialy if it comes in a bottle. cheers2.gif
Tom
Nah, I reckon Swedish Vodka is better then Russian - same goes for the women, only you get a bigger headache off them!
( i seriously hope the G/F doesn`t read this.....)

Us forum guys must appear strangely attractive to these girls........ think of all the looks, money, houses and fast cars we`ve got.....
Mel
QUOTE (WombatOneSix @ Oct 6 2006, 08:01 AM) *
Nah, I reckon Swedish Vodka is better then Russian - same goes for the women, only you get a bigger headache off them!
( i seriously hope the G/F doesn`t read this.....)

Us forum guys must appear strangely attractive to these girls........ think of all the looks, money, houses and fast cars we`ve got.....



Yes and think of how quickly you would lose it too if you got yourself a Russian bride.... especially once they find that loophole in the law that allows them to leave you, stay in Australia AND take half of everything you have got without having to stay with you the minumum two years.... the joys of working in the legal system.... wacko.gif
Tom
No comment from our new "Russian Bride" yet.....
Nooms
Sounds like an interesting style though...
Willsc
Ifound this today!!

"LONLEY KAZAKHSTAN PERSON NEEDS FRIENDLY FLATMATES FOR FUN CHEAP COMPANIONSHIP
$1 p.w.
BRISBANE
Hello this is Borat Sagdiyev.

I now live in Australia for some fun time with an Auzzie girl to replace my sister who was number four prositute. I am very lonely because my sister and concubines did not like your country much when customs stole their cage.

My new house is very big with room for my pet goat, dog, pig, horse and cow. You must like my animals very much to be my number 4.

When you move here there will be poles for your dancing all the time and lots of wax for daily back waxing you give me. My chains are very generous and long enough to reach kitchen and tv without chaffing. Milking cow is very easy because you will share the same room. The cow gas and digestion waste keeps room very warm and is also good use for cooking. Im sure you will like very much my house because it is generous for you to live and my good treatment better than Aussie man. Please help me not be lonely.

email or msn Boratshot@hotmail.com.
Tom
Is Rose still available? They`d get on like a house on fire!

Actually, considering the amount of methane thats gonna be wafting around, they might do!
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