9 Things I Hate...


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?


Anyone got any others?

Will one thing do?
I hate when after hours of trying, you finally do something clever and the only person around to appreciate all your hard work is....





the dog. Especially if said dog is blind and really doesn't care what you do as long as you don't move your feet cos they were keeping her warm.

1. People who don't do the speed limit but insist on driving on the inside lane on the highway

2. Urban 4WD'ers

3. People who know nothing about a topic but feel obliged to give you their advice anyhow

4. People who phone up at dinnertime

5. People who get up to answer the phone when someone phones up at dinnertime

6. People who rush to get their mobile phone from another room when they receive a message. If it was that important the caller would have phoned instead!

7. People who use calling number display as an answering machine and call back everyone who rang

8. People who "respect your opinion" but insist on trying to change it

and
9. People who damage books

9. People who dog ear [my] books, especially when asked not to and they do the "I want to make sure I mark my place so I'm not just going to fold the corner over, I'm going to fold the WHOLE PAGE into the spine!".

8. Lecturers who dont talk about anything interesting or relevant.

7. Cliques. Especially cliques that have a know-it-all leader that doesn't know what they're talking about and spends about 3/4 of your lit tute proving it.

6. Doctors, especially doctors who just want to play "pin the diagnosis on the patient".

5. People who think that they know how to run my life and that I should have no say in it at all.

4. People who move into the turn right only lane at traffic lights and then realise that they needed to go straight ahead and as soon as the light goes green cut me off and nearly make me crash my car with my little brother in the passenger seat next to me (I swear, I ever meet them I may hurt them).

3. People who can't let things go, who always have to have their own way and have no comprehension of the word "compromise".

2. Not being able to do what I was doing last year. Having to sit out during training because I get dizzy.

1. People who don't respect you because you dare to hold a different opinion and idea to them, won't agree with them if you don't agree with them and who see you as inferior because your way of approaching things in general is different to theirs.

9. Half truths

8. People who take advantage of others or believe everyone else owes them something

7. Having to give up control

6. Nosey people

5. Manipulative people

4. Limitations

3. Excuses

2. Doctors

1. Cancer

10. People who buy you furniture that they like

9 things that make my blood boil, I hate...

9. Double Standards

8. When an advert says something is really cool, when later i find out it actually isn't

7. People sitting themselfs next to me and end up squashing me too and i'm just about to get off the public bus

6. Out of area/ marketing calls always ringing and i'm asking how did you get my number, my number is exdirectory

5. Being over charged when i'm buying something

4. Buying something that looks really good and cheap, then find that its falling to peices in a week/ month

3. Fast talking people, presenters, bands/ songs etc and their expecting us to understand them, i'm like pardon, what did you say i never did get that

2. People poking fun at disabled people, when its clearly not there fault

1. After talking to a friend for months, and i'm thinking this is cool we are freinds, then find out than they never knew where i was at anyway, but still expecting me to come back to them

HAHAHA Mel, thats good... Annoying stuff, but I like how you turn the situation around to be something to laugh at instead

9 Lawyers

8 Lawyers

7 Lawyers

6 Lawyers

5 Lawyers

4 Lawyers

3 Lawyers

2 Racism

1 New Zealanders

What about people who work in the legal profession?

10. Loopy Girlfriends with a thing about serial killers

9. Jamaican Rum

8. buying stuff on ebay under `fluence of no.9

7 Solicitors who take FOREVER to do anything......

6. The bureaucatic english jobseeker system

5. Rover 214i Head Gaskets

4 People who think a pond full of expensive Ghost Koi is a good place to put their rubbish ( solution: rubbish to be stamped flat and posted thru their letterbox piece by piece )

3. Companies going bankrupt owing you ££££s

2. Nutter karate instructors

1. Nutter Tai-Chi instructors

only if they're from New Zealand....


[disclaimer to kiwi's]
look its a rugby thing okay??
[/disclaimer]

Whats wrong with New Zealanders?

They keep winning
Just a joke, mate...

Late Entry.
11. Sparring Yellow belts who fink they`re Bruce bleedin` Lee. Same toe broken as 2 yrs ago, different yellow belt.....
I am..... somewhat annoyed.

Sorry, but i thought we are only supposed to put in 9 things i/we hate not more than that?

Or are we sometimes allowed to go overboard with it

Yeah, we`re allowed to go overboard with it. New rule

I have another one, making my ten things i hate, I had to think about it for awhile and it actuelly happened today on the way to karate (yep i maybe be the birthday girl this week, but still have to go to karate and even get a bump and then a headache on the nogging.

I hate when i've just sat down at the bus stop and got comfy and waiting for my bus to go to karate and someone has just started lighting up, i allways just get up and stand out in the fresh air.

Next year in the summer, uk are having a no smoking ban in all enclosed public places etc i really wish that would include bus stops too as they are public, but not enclosed

I work in IT support and we have lots of people calling with problems, so here are a few I really dislike.


The things I hate.

1.People ringing up re Problem with the pc.
Me “ what did you do?”
Them “Nothing”
If you did nothing, how the….. do you know there is a problem.

2.People ringing up “ I just had an error message on my screen”
Me ” what did it say?”
Them “ don’t know, I clicked on OK”

3.People ringing up at 2pm “ I cant get to the internet”
Me “ Did you read the e-mail where we informed everyone about the maintenance work and no internet access from 11am till 3pm ”
Them” yes I read it”
Me “ and you calling why? “

4.People ringing up “ I’m not getting any e-mail”
I send a test e-mail with which sends an automatic reply when the person reads it. That works. Then the person replies to the e-mail, telling me it’s not the work e-mail, it’s the home pc of the mother in laws sisters boyfriend.

5. People ringing up on Monday mornings asking for a new password

6.People ringing up “ I cant log into my laptop”
Me ” what error do you get?”
Them “ I don’t know, the screen is black”
Me “ When did you last have it connected to a power outlet?”
Them “ You don’t need to connect it to a power outlet, it has a battery!!”

7.People ringing up. “ I cant print the document, the printer shows “insert ltr paper”
Me “ Change the document size to A4 then print again”
Them “ I can’t, because it’s a letter”


Oh well, the phone is ringing

Tardiness. If you say you'll be there at 2pm, @$&*% well be there at 1.50pm.

Voice activated answering services...
"Please tell me what you want."
"Motor accesories"
"Did you say Umbrellas and Hats?"
"No"
"I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please tell me what area you want."
"Motor accesories"
"Did you say Musical Instruments?"

... *sigh*

I hate when i've just sat down at the bus stop and got comfy and waiting for my bus to go to karate and someone has just started lighting up, i allways just get up and stand out in the fresh air.

Emma

I drive so no bus stops for me. But the smell of cigarettes.... phewwww smelly gits.

If someone walks past me smoking and I get a wiff of it, well, I always speak my mind. I cant help but tell them they are a smelly bastard! I get in trouble a fair bit.

See, after youve had a nice hot vindaloo and its time to make a stink, you go to a little room and get rid of it. You dont share that smell, so why do smokers feel they have a right to force their crap on the rest of us?