Luckier in love with top 10 chat-up lines
It seems the eyes have it in the quest for love with the world's best chat-up line.

You should be certain to score in the universal language of love with the top winning line - "Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes".

So say the authors of a new top 10 of chat-up lines, which have been translated from English into Czech, French, Italian, Spanish and German by the publishers Chambers.

If their top-rated suggestion does not have the desired effect, then try in one of six languages to say: "Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Or maybe: "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day".

Scraping in at Number 10 in the romance parade comes "The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200607/s1684179.htm

The above article in todays news items leads me to the question... has anyone ever used a chat-up line to pick up a member of the opposite sex?

Hang on a minute, let me rephrase that is anyone willing to admit they have used a chat-up line to pick up a member of the opposite sex?

I haven't, the guys just seem to fall at MY feet!!

Heeey - wheres the rest of the lines?
I need all the help I can get!

You could always try some of these, Boss.
"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..."
"Bond. James Bond."
"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!"
"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."
"Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?"
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"Are you Natasha, my contact?"
"Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?"


"Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?"

Or not...

Done - thanks Nooms!
I'll let you know how it goes.

I didnt use chat up lines to impress Mary, i used" the look", but my first ever words were way impressive and soooooooooooooooooooooo embarresing.

C'mon Nigel... you gotta tell us now?

Ok you asked for it

I was on a lads holiday, at the disco in the evening, standing at the bar beer in hand trying to look cool, i was surveying the talent.I spotted a young lady over the far side of the room who appeared to be with her parents.
Next time i looked, she was looking at me, i turned away. a little while later, our eyes met once again.
I kind of nodded at her towards the dance floor, she nodded a yes.

So we are dancing, a fast dance, i was looking ultra cool in my white jacket,(ala john travolta) and black shirt and trousers and white shoes, people used to call me a young phil collins When without warning the song switched to a slow song,"move closer" by phylis nelson, again i looked and kind of nodded, and she nodded her acceptance.We danced slowly tentivley like you do when your dancing with a stranger, i was desperatly thinking of something to say to this girl, but my mind had gone awol.

The DJ THEN SAID COMON EVERYBODY MOVE CLOSER

remember at this point we hadnt spoken a word to each other.

So my first words ever to mary were.

"If i move any closer i will be inside you"

What a cool move eh!!!!!!!

21 years on and were still together

Classic Nigel!

That will be something to tell the grandkids... when they are older of course!



Sorry couldn't resist

hehehe - excellent stuff Nige you smoothy!

hey - did you bribe the DJ?? great move, must try it myself