Opponent - *looks at mitts * Heh heh, smilies. Aint that cuuuu….
Nooms – *SMACK*
Opponent – Smilies, so many smilies… *faints*
And then we started coming up with a few ideas and alternatives:
Write a joke on your mitts. Just imagine it, you're sparring and they look down at your feet and start reading "A horse walks into a bar..." *SMACK*
Nooms: “An opponent walks into a fist…” (like that one personally)
On shin pads: *Opponent looks down* “Look up, stupid!”
On mitts: “Watch the fist!”
On left mitt: “Right Hand” On right mitt: “Left Hand” while they try to figure it out: *SMACK*
Nooms’s: “See my finger, see my thumb?”
My little twist: “See my finger see my thumb, cause look out chap, here it comes!”
Nooms extended version: “See my finger? See my thumb? See my fist? Here it comes!”
Nooms: get some red ink and artistically cover mitt and attach a couple of clumps of hair
Get a little karate guy stamp, and just before you get up to spar you look at your oponent, meet their eyes and pull out this stamp then you lift up the bottom of your gi pants and show off your shin pad, filled with line after line of all these little karate guy stamped and all crossed out. Look at your opponent again before carefully and purposefully adding a new as yet uncrossed out little karate guy.
On one mitt: “This fist, coming to a nose near you!” On other mitt: “YOURS”
And we’re still coming up with stuff
